UFO Theater June 5th, 2005 Phoenix Arizona Video Hoax

So threaten me.... sue me im dying to see you do it

YOU DO NOT SCARE ME !! and why are you scared of this story? Is it because YOU took the bait... HOOK LINE
AND SINKER ??

YEP

OH WELL!

Crappy websites with crappy products... Acting like they are here to present the truth.... Only to threaten people
with lawsuits for proving them to be idiots!

Welcome to the objective reality of the UFO scene. We have decided to share the results of a great test in human
stupidity and ignorance with those who seek to truly understand that which has fooled them all either knowingly or
unknowingly into supporting and believing (or not) in a complete and total joke on the people of the world. The
world revolves on profits and lies and UFOism and the entire fake society created in the world of supposed UFO
research was created by companies and individuals who have learned much like we did in our little experiments that
people don't really give a damn about the truth and the only thing they are interested in is entertainment and
products to buy.

While it may seem silly the truth is actually pretty simple, In the UFO society you have 2 groups

Group 1 - The people behind the scenes (Product makers or ufo product sellers or news services) This group
involves merchants,companies, individuals, producers and anyone else who has managed to make or sell ufo
material or stories to the public or through private sales or just from reporting (Site or tv advertisement.. This group
is responsible for all stories released to the public and for 90% of all ufo video footage released to the public and
absolutely nobody in group 1 CARES if the ufo stories are REAL OR FAKE... They only want either something to
sell or something to report and if they can not make money or a story off of it you will never hear about it or see it.

Group 2 - Experiencers and believers - These are the group of people who have either experienced what they
believe to be UFO experiences or people who have just watched too much X files... Either way this is the group
targeted by group 1 without group 2... group 1 would not exist! However group 2 would exist just fine without group
1 so what you have is a kind of vampire consumerism... People feeding off those who truly believe in or have
interest in the UFO phenomenon.

Now people may believe that individuals can fit into both groups but it is just not true, Once you are a member of
group one you are enlightened to the possibilities of how money you can make off group 1 and surprisingly you can
make a lot of money without any work or effort... I should know i have more than i ever wanted to from selling the
rights to video footage and selling video footage period... and it all started from an accident. In the beginning i
never really set out to make money off UFOS.. However thanks to rense.com and them posting my first ever shot of
a "rod" of which took absolutely no effort besides getting stoned and playing with the camera... when looking back
at the footage i noticed what appeared to be a jose escamilla ROD... Of which i have personally proven without a
doubt to be BUGS elongated onto camera frames without any doubt... However back when i first shot the original
rod i was interested in the phenomenon and sent the image to rense.com webmaster from rense.com and sure
enough they posted the entire story online and within 2 days i had offers from around the world for the photo of the
rods from around $1000 to $3000 for a 3 second piece of footage i had accidentally captured while stoned off my
ass shooting video of nothing! So i did what any faithful weedsmokin loser would have done.. i sold the shit! made
thousands and bought hella dank... and bongs shit i smoked so much i think i nearly died.. all thanks to rense!
Thank james!

After that i had a taste of what it was like for the members of group 1 and after i spent all the money i made off the
bugs flying too close to the lenses... I thought to myself.. This is amazing.. I wonder what i could make if i actually
tried to make some money off ufos... Hell i didn't even mean to make a penny off this silly fake bug shit and i was
thinking on the possibilities on what i could make if i actually set out to do so... and at that moment i became a
member of group 1.

My first idea was to make a movie.. about ufos... I didn't care if the video was real or fake i just wanted to see what i
could make out of it... So i began work on what became the "Signs from the sky" series... I started by just carrying
around a camcorder when i would go out and smoke weed and road trip here and there... within 6 months i had
enough to begin work on the movie, i had enough drunken stoner shot video to fill up hours of stuff... and most of it
would be better and cooler than what the other members of group 1 were doing... Considering group 1 has a really
bad habit of passing around old footage... You will end up with 100 ufo movies with different covers and names all
with the same basic ufo footage... This is a curse of everyone trying to make a buck off someone else's video....
and i had brand new shit... never seen anywhere LOL... No that it mattered.. people will buy ANYTHING UFO
related.... and i had at this point collaborated with other people around the world and obtained permission to use
their footage as well so hell it was a win win situation.

First thing i did considering i knew nothing about video editing and video production... was to buy a phat sack of
dank... this would prepare me mentally for the entire thing.. Since making money off UFOS requires no talent other
than a slightly higher intelligence than that of your intended market i was set! I began by capturing all the videos i
had and then i began taking frames out and doing basic graphic enhancements of it all.. i was so stoned really i
don't remember making the actual movie but i know i did because i sold it for years and made a lotta dough...
Mainly because i knew rense.com would advertise the movie for a small fee and the customers would buy shit... as
long as the box was pretty! and that they did.

Signs from the sky was born!! WOO HOO $$$$$

When i realized how much money i made off the silly ass movie i did something i never planned to do... but did
anyway's because i didn't really give a shit about UFOS once i realized nobody else did either.. In order to properly
expose my new dvd i had to break some stories out... so i decided to get stoned and rense.com webmaster was
making ufo prints and selling them so i emailed him and asked him what program he made the graphics with and he
told me bryce so i obtained bryce and in about a week i made my first fake ufo video.... i pioneered my own stoner
techniques... some that would later be used in the phoenix video "years later".. and with bryce i had managed to
create not only a super silly looking fake video with black orbs flying around... but the orbs themselves were so cool
that skeptics who knew the video was fake called the video "birds in reverse"... i laughed my ass off because there
were no birds involved... just a few rendered black orbs in a bryce scene with the "depth of 3d" option enabled...
this made the orbs seem to be real and birdy.. HEHE.. I did this entire bryce scene on a bluescreen background
and imported it into a video program and did the same thing they do in hollywood... Put the stuff from the
bluescreen on top of the real video and walla! Cheap ass hoax...

Now since i was done, i submitted the footage to rense... figuring i would get back the reply "It's a fake you moron
what the fuck" However luck was with the intelligence factor and quickly i got the reply.. AMAZING FOOTAGE!!! I
WILL HAVE THE STORY UP TONIGHT - rense.com webmaster

After that i was selling thousands of dollars of video a month without any complaints.... Everyone was sending
emails requesting a sequel... but i never planned on it...... but for now... i was running ufotheatre and posting all the
cheesy videos people were sending... i received so many fakes and bullshit that i just laughed most of the time but
sometimes i would post them and people could not get enough!

Well, that began my experiments to say the least.... I had did research on all the best ufo hoaxers around and
learned that people believed just about anything they were told... or shown... I branched out after that.... Knowing
that i could do just about anything and people would but it... I began my experiments in consumer idiocy... I began
by making the most absurd shit i could think of and putting up advertisements on rense.com to see if the shit would
sell... SURE enough the shit sold at least 5 to 10 times my initial advertising investments... My first silly ass
experiment was a book i had published called "The secret of immortality"... This was a total wreak of stoner
insanity... for an entire week i got stoned and wrote up this insane crazy shit about how you can be reincarnated... i
made a very pretty sweet website and paid rense.com and the advertisement was good! I only had 200 copies
printed at the press and within a week 150 were sold... i knew that the book sucked ass and that whenever the
people got them they would complain to rense.com and sure enough they did.... the ad was taken down and i was
refunded half the money... however i sold 150 copies all for $29.95 a piece.. the advertisement was about $500
back then for a showcase and i was refunded $250 so i made a phat weeks pay of about... $4000... So yea no love
lost...

Next... I went further, I decided to learn basic programming and write a program that would by definition "Expand
your mind and make you psychic" So i spent 2 weeks and made the program "Psy Matrix"... the program sold
hundreds of copies in 3 months... netting over $6000 from rense.com advertising alone.. So my initial experiments
were successful.... I knew exactly how to go from basic conception to advertisement to payment... all without any
help from anyone else!

This proved to be pretty useful in my future work.... I sold different products through rense over the years... Made
my share of stoner ducketts... Staying high almost the entire time... Some products were not as successful, but all
of them made good on my projection of at least 2 times initial investment... and since i had at least 2 or 3 products
selling at any time i was making enough to support my crazy drug habits and extensive amount of fines i would end
up with for dwi's... busted with weed... and other crazy drug induced trips to the jail... but who cared... all they
wanted was money and they got it... fuck em

Moving on, from 2001 to 2005 i sold more copies of signs from the sky than i did anything else so i knew that any
future work would best be spent making another UFO movie... So after lots of planning and collaboration with other
members from group 1 who i had met/worked with on various cash yielding projects over the years i began to see
exactly how to juice this UFO bitch for what she was worth once and for all.... So i began by designing a way to set
the stage for the events... First thing was deciding how to set the stage for massive free advertising... after lots of
careful contemplation and help from other people from group one... the decision was made... Phoenix, Az would be
the best place to go ahead with the plans... and since i had planned to do video work for a group from california in
the summer of 2005 that would be the best time to hit the area for the plans... The first plan was not my own but
brilliant no less.. My work with very deviant and clever "UNNAMED" individuals from california we hatched a plan to
begin a series of phoenix UFO upheavels... The first plan took place weeks before the FAKE UFO event... The first
thing we did was sneak into phoenix, and around 2am me and 4 other cash hungry cohorts initiated the first fake
event... we first created a fake crop circle... er crop patches... we were high and blitzed and went in for 3 hours and
trampled though the grass in the perfect spot picked out by our favorite phoenix dropnigga.. After a few hours the
grass when smashed down like a bunch of jackasses drunk and stoned went into the field... we all went to our hotel
and passed the fuck out... i had bugs and bumps all over my arms and legs..! fuck crop circle making that shit
sucks... the next day we took off to wait out the results in our secret bunkers and to see how the city reacted... To
make a long story short here is what happened!

Click here to see the idiots come forth with their personal retardation of these events

http://www.azfamily.com/ontv/teased/stories/KTVKTeased20050525.2ad74484e.html

There is a lot more we stirred up that night, the initial experiment was super successful, morons poured in from all
over the world to step into our super stoner romping area.... Scott davis the genius hoax buster himself flew down in
his chopper! just to walk in our awesome creation... LOL

After the crop circle we knew that phoenix was hot.... So i went to phoenix to complete the free advertising cycle
and do what no man has done before... Get stoned and use the idiotic news to make some cash... i knew scott
davis would find me if i just made a story for him and sure enough... I went and found a spot and shot video of
some mountains up there and venus just happened to be right above it... so i did some real cool shots of it and i
took the video back and spent about 2 hours changing the entire thing into an amazing sequence of ufos... and
despite human idiocy... the video used no 3d programs... no fancy dumb ass motion tracking or whatever the
morons used to recreate my "real" video... In fact nothing accept a single video capture program was used.

After i made the fake video, i sent mpegs to my evil cohorts in crime for the initial approval... I wanted to release
something that would shock the idiots.... but piss off the intelligent jackasses... This would serve a 2 fold purpose...
1 being to get the story in the news... I knew that the entire video would easily be debunked... but not with
traditional methods... since my video used totally new methods of ufo hoaxing people who had previously exposed
hoaxes would not be able to pinpoint how it was done, while they could say yea its hoaxed... they could not prove
it... It was a dark genius idea... The press would spray the news across the world and we would reap the sales and
eternal spamming of the web site name throughout the internet by both the UFO believers and the UFO skeptics
alike!... Worked like a charm

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THIS UFO HOAX WAS MADE JUST TO PROVE RENSE.COM SHOULD NEVER REPORT A UFO STORY!

AND IT WORKED!

So the initial video mpeg was deemed worthy to go forward and i proceeded to send the mpeg to the 1 place i knew
would make it available worldwide! RENSE.COM! And within 3 hours i had received... "This is the most amazing
video i ever seen" type of email... from rense.com webmaster... and that night the video was up..... Sold over $600
in videos that night.... but that was not even the beginning of what was to come... Shit got out of control.... everyone
in the world wanted to buy the footage... i was being harassed by news people... hell i just wanted to get stoned
and collect video sales... but NOOOOO... Any ways after a day or so scott davis passed his number though jeff
willes and i got it so i called him... i knew he only wanted to make a cheesy story out of it... so i did the interview
knowing that it would eventually lead to a rebuttal of the footage when i ditched the weirdo... he was calling me 4 or
5 times a day asking so much shit... i actually planned to meet dilletosso and those film guys... i knew the tricks they
used to check film for hoaxes and i had already striped the footage to a brand new tape with authentic black
levels... however the day that scott davis setup the meeting jim dilletosso never called him so i said fuck em i was
done... my job was complete... Everyone in the world was going nuts... fighting and ranting over the shit and i was
getting phat paid!...

I calculated that google would have my site on top of the UFO search within 2 weeks.... I figured the news people
would do some shit to try to counter attack... once scott davis knew he was ditched and i stopped talking to him it
pissed him off... he is a little silly man about 4ft tall... kinda reminded me a an alien... oh well.. they did their story
calling it a hoax... however they had no proof.... with all the hundreds of thousands of dollars they have and the
thousands they paid jim dilletosso to analyze the footage... no proof of shit other than jim's opinion is was fake...
Well no shit, any jackass could see that... "any intelligent one".... I admit the video was moron proof but anyone who
knows shit about video could "see" the pattern.. they just could not PROVE SHIT cause the video was did with
super stoner power.... something they never knew existed.

So, any ways the job was complete, people were connecting the fake ufo to the crop circles and all the morons
were buying my videos.... i was bored with phoenix and left... however i got too stoned while driving in texas and got
pulled over... threw in jail... stayed a few weeks and got out.... By the time i was out... the entire freak show was
shooting full force.... The phoenix jackass squad... knowing they had been pimp slapped by the ninjas of cash
started their web sites of insanity... faking received emails from me and making up shit to go with the fake video....
however it was all in vein....

The only thing the de bunkers accomplished by spaming fake ufo and ufotheatre across the internet was to shoot
the website even higher on the search engines.... ufotheatre.com was at the TOP of the UFO search on every
major search engine in the world and the gate was opened to the final stage of the experiment... Now was the
time.... the time for the sequel to be released.... and NOT to feature anything from phoenix.... this would throw off
the skeptics... it worked... The sequel sold over 20 copies in the first hour it was released.... a landmark in any
cheesy underground video... especially a UFO one... Within a week i had sold so many i had to stop sales to keep
up.... the skeptics were shitting bricks.... mailing virus and spam and every hate mail on the planet... i counted 200 i
hate you emails.... in 2 or 3 days.... almost the amount of video sales! HAAA.. oh well

Within 2 months i had already collaborated with a group to produce sfts3 the final sign.... i did the music and some
production and the rest was done by a well compensation guru of the first group who helped along this
journey...The movie was released... had no money spent to create or produce... and sold hundreds within a few
weeks.... After a certain amount of money was made... A preexisting idea was put to force...

Drop the entire website, and all videos... collect the cash and never look back!... After all the deviants who were
responsible for the crop circle and the phoenix plan had a new idea..... and it would make even more money than
ufotheatre.com ever did... The secret was to create a new website and use the same tools and ideas to go further
than ever before.... and yet this time to remain unknowns behind mask.

So the story is told.... Everyone who keeps emailing me wanting this to be known... here is your treat!... I think
people should know that the entire UFO society is ran by and controlled by people like us.... after all there is
NOTHING that can not be sold or manipulated into being sold.

I started out running a legit website based on research and video sharing from personal experiences but i was
bitten by a big green snake who hunted me down and tempted be with dollar signs in his eyes.... and ANYONE
ELSE who sells any video in the world or has anything to do with video sales has been bitten by the same snake...
the only difference is i was smart enough to capitalize from the bite... others just sit back making little bits of cash
until they are drained and made a fool of...

From all the video sales, subscription payments and video licensing...in 5 years... i got my ducks for this website
and its old and moldy like a taco from last month.I got paid - Your truly The real Brian Bessent (the ufo pimp)

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So here is the story you have all been dying to tell.....right from the horses ass - Peace out my wormy internet
stalking weirdos with no lives!

SUE ME FOR EXPOSING YOUR IDIOCY! And showing the world how simple it was to completely and totally trick
rense.com into posting my fake stories over the years... all in the name of $$$$$$$$$$$$$... After all that is what
YOUR website is all about... You think those matrix pills you sell really make people psychic? Seriously... you can't
but you still sell the fake products!~ Fake products/Fake stories...

:)