Obituaries
Rodney Dangerfield
October 5th 2004
Rodney caused quite a stir when he and his wife contacted the Raelians
concerning their cloning process. Perhaps baby Rodney "two" is already
ripening on the proverbial test tube vine... only time and an uncanny delivery
of the trademark one liner will tell. All our respect, and love Rodney. FRJ
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From Associated Press
LOS ANGELES - Rodney Dangerfield (news), the bug-eyed comic whose self-
deprecating one-liners brought him stardom in clubs, television and movies and made
his lament "I don't get no respect" a catchphrase, died Tuesday. He was 82.
Dangerfield, who fell into a coma after undergoing heart surgery, died at 1:20 p.m., said
publicist Kevin Sasaki. Dangerfield had a heart valve replaced Aug. 25 at the University
of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center.
Sasaki said in a statement that Dangerfield suffered a small stroke after the operation
and developed infectious and abdominal complications. But in the past week he had
emerged from the coma, the publicist said.
"When Rodney emerged, he kissed me, squeezed my hand and smiled for his doctors,"
Dangerfield's wife, Joan, said in the statement. The comic is also survived by two
children from a previous marriage.
As a comic, Dangerfield — clad in a black suit, red tie and white shirt with collar that
seemed too tight — convulsed audiences with lines such as: "When I was born, I was so
ugly that the doctor slapped my mother"; "When I started in show business, I played one
club that was so far out my act was reviewed in Field and Stream"; and "Every time I
get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'"
In a 1986 interview, he explained the origin of his "respect" trademark:
"I had this joke: `I played hide and seek; they wouldn't even look for me.' To make it
work better, you look for something to put in front of it: I was so poor, I was so dumb,
so this, so that. I thought, `Now what fits that joke?' Well, `No one liked me' was all
right. But then I thought, a more profound thing would be, `I get no respect.'"
He tried it at a New York club, and the joke drew a bigger response than ever. He kept
the phrase in the act, and it seemed to establish a bond with his audience. After hearing
him perform years later, Jack Benny remarked: "Me, I get laughs because I'm cheap and
39. Your image goes into the soul of everyone."
Flowers were placed on his star on Hollywood Boulevard after word of his death, and
the marquee of The Improv, a comedy club where Dangerfield often performed, read
"Rest In Peace Rodney."
Teller, half of the magic duo "Penn & Teller," said Dangerfield hardly needed material
since he was "intrinsically funny." He said Dangerfield at times would appear while
they were performing in Las Vegas, walking around the casino wearing a satin dressing
gown and sandals with a beautiful girl on his arm.
"He was so confident," Teller said. "He was Rodney and he could do anything."
Comedian Adam Sandler, who starred with Dangerfield in 2000's "Little Nicky," said
the affection felt for Dangerfield "when you saw him on TV or in the movies was
doubled when you had the pleasure to meet him. He was a hero who lived up to the
hype."
Dangerfield had a strange career in show business. At 19 he started as a standup
comedian. He made only a fair living, traveling a great deal and appearing in rundown
joints. Married at 27, he decided he couldn't support a family on his meager earnings.
He returned to comedy at 42 and began to attract notice. He appeared on the Ed Sullivan
show seven times and on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson more than 70 times.
After his first major film role in "Caddyshack," he began starring in his own movies.

He was born Jacob Cohen on Nov. 22, 1921, on New York's Long Island. Growing up in
the borough of Queens, his mother was uncaring and his father was absent. As Philip
Roy, the father and his brother toured in vaudeville as a pantomime comedy-juggling
act, Roy and Arthur. Young Jacob's parents divorced, and the mother struggled to
support her daughter and son.
The boy helped bring in money by selling ice cream at the beach and working for a
grocery store. "I found myself going to school with kids and then in the afternoon I'd be
delivering groceries to their back door," he recalled. "I ended up feeling inferior to
everybody."

He ingratiated himself to his schoolmates by being funny; at 15 he was writing down
jokes and storing them in a duffel bag. When he was 19, he adopted the name Jack Roy
and tried out the jokes at a resort in the Catskills, training ground for Danny Kaye, Jerry
Lewis, Red Button, Sid Caesar and other comedians. The job paid $12 a week plus room
and meals.
In New York, he drove a laundry and fish truck, taking time off to hunt for work as a
comedian. The jobs came slowly, but in time he was averaging $300 a week.
He married Joyce Indig, a singer he met at a New York club. Both had wearied of the
uncertainty of a performer's life.
"We wanted to lead a normal life," he remarked in a 1986 interview. "I wanted a house
and a picket fence and kids, and the heck with show business. Love is more important,
you see. When the show is over, you're alone."
The couple settled in Englewood, N.J., had two children, Brian and Melanie, and he
worked selling paint and siding. But the idyllic suburban life soured as the pair battled.
The couple divorced in 1962, remarried a year later and again divorced.
In 1993, Dangerfield married Joan Child, a flower importer.
At age 42, he returned to show business as Jack Roy. He remembered in 1986:
"It was like a need. I had to work. I had to tell jokes. I had to write them and tell them.
It was like a fix. I had the habit."
Even during his domestic years, he continued filling the duffel bag with jokes. He didn't
want to break in his new act with any notice, so he asked the owner of New York's
Inwood Lounge, George McFadden, not to bill him as Jack Roy. McFadden came up
with the absurd name Rodney Dangerfield. It stuck.
Dangerfield's bookings improved, and he landed television gigs. After his ex-wife died,
he took over the responsibility of raising his two children. He decided to quit touring and
open a New York nightclub, Dangerfield's, so he could stay close to home. A beer
commercial and the Carson shows brought him national attention.
His film debut came in 1971 with "The Projectionist," which he described as "the kind of
a movie that you went to the location on the subway." He did better in 1980 with
"Caddyshack," in which he held his own with such comics as Chevy Chase, Ted Knight
and Bill Murray.
Despite his good reviews, Dangerfield claimed he didn't like movies or TV series: "Too
much waiting around, too much memorizing; I need that immediate feedback of people
laughing."
Still, he continued starring in and sometimes writing films such as "Easy Money," "Back
to School," "Moving," "The Scout," "Ladybugs" and "Meet Wally Sparks." He turned
dramatic as a sadistic father in Oliver Stone's 1994 "Natural Born Killers."
In 1995, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences rejected Dangerfield's
application for membership. A letter from Roddy McDowall of the actors branch
explained that the comedian had failed to execute "enough of the kinds of roles that
allow a performer to demonstrate the mastery of his craft." The ultimate rejection, and
Dangerfield played it to the hilt. He had established his own Web site ("I went out and
bought an Apple Computer; it had a worm in it"), and his fans used it to express their
indignation. The public reaction prompted the academy to reverse itself and offer
membership. Dangerfield declined. "They don't even apologize or nothing," he said.
"They give no respect at all — pardon the pun — to comedy."

Associated Press Writer Bob Thomas in Los Angeles contributed to this report

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Rodney Dangerfield One Liners

By The Associated Press

A sampling of comedian Rodney Dangerfield (news)'s one-liners:



Oct. 5, 2004, Joke of the Day on Dangerfield's Web site:
"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There
goes the neighborhood!'"


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"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother."


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"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was
reviewed in Field and Stream."


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"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'"


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"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one
showed up."


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"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody
home.' I went over. There was nobody home."


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"When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid
of me."


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"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both
names — hers and her mother's."

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"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front
door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."

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"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it












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By BRUNO MATARAZZO Jr.
PORTSMOUTH — Betty Hill of Portsmouth, who along with her late husband in
1961, had the first publicized and best-documented UFO experience in the White
Mountains, died Sunday in her sleep after a battle with lung cancer. She was 85.
On a return trip from Canada, the Hills said they were abducted for two hours by a
UFO on Sept. 19, 1961. After going public with their story, the two gained worldwide
notoriety.
Their story became the subject of a book and later, a made-for-TV movie starring
James Earl Jones and Estelle Parsons.
They traveled across the country and made numerous television and radio appearances
telling their story.
When her husband, Barney, died in 1969, Ms. Hill continued the job alone.
In 1995, she published, "A Common Sense Approach to UFOs,"
Betty Hill Passes Away at 85