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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD
EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005
By MIKE FOSTER
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected
a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that
dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids,
planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the
swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to
the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15
a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting-
edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert
Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to
NASA.
"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system
is imminent."
Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles
spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of
what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by
mangled information spewed from the hole.
"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from
Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.
"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his
theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could
escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated
that information about objects that have been sucked in can be
emitted in mangled form.
"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.
"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful,
handwritten letter.
"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and
watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what
the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."
To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the
alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the
agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking
images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large
asteroid.
"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of
acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.
Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.
"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event
horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense
curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to
fall in, while the electron escapes."
But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole,
the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles
everything it touches.
"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually
reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed
before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.
Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a
"space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million
light-years away.
"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but
perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket
scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such
a project.
But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth
might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos
cloud are correct.
"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the
size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It
might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."
Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White
House official said the president's top science advisors are
taking the findings in stride.
"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.
"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."
Uh-oh! From the same people who brought you Bigfoot to star
on the Sopranos...FRJ
EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005
By MIKE FOSTER
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected
a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that
dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids,
planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the
swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to
the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15
a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting-
edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert
Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to
NASA.
"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system
is imminent."
Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles
spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of
what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by
mangled information spewed from the hole.
"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from
Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.
"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his
theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could
escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated
that information about objects that have been sucked in can be
emitted in mangled form.
"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.
"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful,
handwritten letter.
"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and
watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what
the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."
To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the
alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the
agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking
images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large
asteroid.
"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of
acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.
Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.
"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event
horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense
curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to
fall in, while the electron escapes."
But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole,
the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles
everything it touches.
"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually
reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed
before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.
Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a
"space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million
light-years away.
"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but
perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket
scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such
a project.
But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth
might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos
cloud are correct.
"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the
size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It
might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."
Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White
House official said the president's top science advisors are
taking the findings in stride.
"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.
"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."
Uh-oh! From the same people who brought you Bigfoot to star
on the Sopranos...FRJ
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The Chaos Cloud Hoax... The Disinformation Organizations are Huge Conglomerates. FRJ
Origins: In mid-September 2005, a number of puzzled readers wrote to ask about an article they'd encountered online.
According to the item they sent us, our solar system was slated to cease to exist in 2014 once a newly-discovered planet-
eating cloud of dust enveloped it. Was it time to fire up the rocket ships and get the heck out of here?
Cancel your interplanetary evacuation plans — all one need know about the article quoted above is that it originated with the
Weekly World News, an entertainment tabloid devoted to inventing fantastically fictitious stories while keeping its tongue firmly
embedded in its cheek to a depth not measurable by any instrument known to man. Unfortunately, Yahoo!, a primary news
source for many Internet users, reprints some Weekly World News articles in their TV News section under a heading of
"Entertainment News & Gossip," a title that doesn't convey a strong "bogus" warning to readers who don't notice the original
source is the Weekly World News (or don't know what the Weekly World News is).
Origins: In mid-September 2005, a number of puzzled readers wrote to ask about an article they'd encountered online.
According to the item they sent us, our solar system was slated to cease to exist in 2014 once a newly-discovered planet-
eating cloud of dust enveloped it. Was it time to fire up the rocket ships and get the heck out of here?
Cancel your interplanetary evacuation plans — all one need know about the article quoted above is that it originated with the
Weekly World News, an entertainment tabloid devoted to inventing fantastically fictitious stories while keeping its tongue firmly
embedded in its cheek to a depth not measurable by any instrument known to man. Unfortunately, Yahoo!, a primary news
source for many Internet users, reprints some Weekly World News articles in their TV News section under a heading of
"Entertainment News & Gossip," a title that doesn't convey a strong "bogus" warning to readers who don't notice the original
source is the Weekly World News (or don't know what the Weekly World News is).
Six Years Into Its Mission, NASA's Chandra X-ray
Observatory Continues to Achieve Scientific Firsts
08.22.05
Steve Roy
Marshall Space Flight Center, Huntsville, Ala.
(Phone: 256.544.0034)
News release: 05-143
In August 1999, NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory
opened for business. Six years later, it continues to
achieve scientific firsts.
"When Chandra opened its sunshade doors for the first
time, it opened the possibility of studying the X-ray
emission of the universe with unprecedented clarity,"
said Chandra project scientist Dr. Martin Weisskopf of
NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Ala.
"Already surpassing its goal of a five-year life, Chandra
continues to rewrite textbooks with discoveries about
our own solar system and images of celestial objects as
far as billions of light years away."
Based on the observatory's outstanding results, NASA
Headquarters in Washington decided in 2001 to extend
Chandra’s mission from five years to ten. During the
observatory’s sixth year of operation, auroras from
Jupiter, X-rays from Saturn, and the early days of our
solar system were the focus of Chandra discoveries
close to home -- discoveries with the potential to better
understand the dynamics of life on Earth.
Jupiter's auroras are the most spectacular and active
auroras in the solar system. Extended Chandra
observations revealed that Jupiter’s auroral X-rays are
caused by highly charged particles crashing into the
atmosphere above Jupiter's poles. These results gave
scientists information needed to compare Jupiter's
auroras with those from Earth, and determine if they
are triggered by different cosmic and planetary events.
Mysterious X-rays from Saturn also received attention,
as Chandra completed the first observation of a solar X-
ray flare reflected from Saturn's low-latitudes, the
region that correlates to Earth's equator and tropics.
This observation led scientists to conclude the ringed
planet may act as a mirror, reflecting explosive activity
from the sun. Solar-storm watchers on Earth might see
a surprising benefit. The results imply scientists could
use giant planets like Saturn as remote-sensing tools to
help monitor X-ray flaring on portions of the sun facing
away from Earth's space satellites.
Another Chandra discovery -- gleaned from the
deepest X-ray observation of any star cluster -- offered
insights on Earth's survival in its infancy. Chandra’s
focus was the Orion Nebula, which contains at least
1,400 young stars, 30 that are prototypes of the early
sun. Using Chandra, scientists learned these young
stars produce violent X-ray flares much more frequently
and energetically than anything seen today from our
4.6 billion-year-old sun. This implies super-flares
torched our young solar system and likely affected the
planet-forming disk around the early sun -- enhancing
the survival chances of Earth.
“Space is a harsh environment with extreme
temperatures, harmful radiation and none of the
protection offered by Earth’s atmosphere,” said
Chandra Program Manager Keith Hefner of the
Marshall Center. "Ironically, the fact that our
atmosphere absorbs harmful X-rays is the very reason
for Chandra’s existence. Getting outside the absorbing
atmosphere of the Earth requires space-based
observatories, and viewing the universe in multiple
wavelengths is necessary to fully study cosmic events.
Chandra’s continued outstanding performance after six
years of operation under such harsh conditions is
evidence that it is, indeed, an engineering marvel."
In its sixth year, Chandra also continued to build on its
growing list of discoveries involving black holes. This
included finding the most powerful eruption seen in the
universe, generated by a supermassive black hole
growing at a remarkable rate. The eruption -- which has
lasted for 100 million years and is still going -- has
generated the energy equivalent to hundreds of
millions of gamma-ray bursts. This discovery illustrated
the enormous appetite of large black holes, and the
profound impact they have on their surroundings.
Other recent discoveries include confirming the
existence of weight limits for supermassive black holes,
finding evidence for a swarm of black holes near the
galactic center and gathering more data supporting the
existence of mid-sized black holes.
Marshall manages the Chandra program for NASA's
Science Mission Directorate in Washington. Northrop
Grumman of Redondo Beach, Calif., was the prime
development contractor for the observatory. The
Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory controls
science and flight operations from the Chandra X-ray
Center in Cambridge, Mass.
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